Uno Counting Conundrums

This afternoon, Todd decided to use our Uno cards to count down from 1000.  There was just one problem:

He ran out of 9s around 998.

Hmm . . . what's a little boy to do? 

Skip ahead to 1, of course.

And, uh, do some yoga.

Todd then tried to count up from 1000, but we only have five 0 cards . . .

. . . so this is pretty much how things ended up.