Baigoh Sweep?

This morning over breakfast, Joy and I were discussing which family members were awake. The conversation went something like this:

Joy: "Dee wake. Mama wake. Dwah wake. Danyoh sweep."

Mama: "Yes, everybody is awake except Daniel."

Joy: [glances down at bagel] "Baigoh wake. Baigoh sweep?"

[Pause]

Mama: "Um, I guess the bagel is awake."

How does one tell whether a bagel is awake? It may not be easy, but it's got to be easier than explaining to a toddler that bagels don't sleep.